handmade

not the "overseas child labor" kind of handmade.

We're proud to use 100% American Child Labor, which is also gluten-free.

artisan

Something fancy I get to call myself because I make stuff.

Kind of like "artisan water" that you know came out of a hose in somebody's backyard.

Wait, no.

keycaps

They go on your computer keyboard, and look sweet.